“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson
“And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets. As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier
“Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson
“As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Slides? That ain’t been popular since aught six, dagnab it
Bob, what did I tell you? No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector. Consarn it.
You know why you can’t use your shitty 110V appliances everywhere in the world? Because you can’t promote your “democracy” everywhere in the world either. It won’t work.
Good grief.