“Bart, in the split-second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present. You see how this relates to us?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, you want that once a year empty gesture? You got it, sis.” – Bart Simpson
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Well, Bart did technically keep his promise on his first try with no effort, at least.
I also just love how Lisa’s getting her heartfelt, emotional example from Itchy & Scratchy, which makes the preceding clip even funnier.