Quote of the Day

“I don’t think I’d be any kind of a father if you got Ds and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.” – Homer Simpson “But Dad!” – Bart Simpson “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.  Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson “17.” – Radio “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “32.” – Radio “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “5.” – Radio “D’oh.” – Homer Simpson “8.” – Radio “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson “47.” – Radio “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson