“I don’t think I’d be any kind of a father if you got Ds and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.” – Homer Simpson
“But Dad!” – Bart Simpson
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson
“17.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“32.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“5.” – Radio
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
“8.” – Radio
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“47.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Ohhh Bart, he’s so sad! Maybe fucking Lisa would help?
Poor Bart…..
…season premier?
(shock comedy is weak and often not even comedy)
You know, Kamp Krusty would be an interesting idea for a Saturday Morning cartoon – something like Camp Lazlo or Camp Lakebottom.
Get rid of all the adults (or give them cameos – We want Krunchy), make it a counsellors vs. campers, or 2 camps against each other.
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Al Jean and Mike Reiss were able to successfully stretch out “Kamp Krusty” to 90 minutes, and it would’ve been the greatest movie ever made.
“If we can’t even make eighteen minutes, how are we supposed to make eighty?”