“This is what love costs a month?” – Homer Simpson “These are standard stable fees, Mr. Simpson. Plus I’m teaching your daughter riding, grooming, and, at no extra charge, pronunciation.” – Lady at The Grateful Gelding Stables “Father! You’ve made me the happiest girl who ever lived!” – Lisa Simpson NOTE: Sorry for no Reading Digest yesterday. I realize it’s not graduation season, but my advice to seniors in both high school and college is: never get a job. Bart was right, working is for chumps. I’m a big fan of the gleeful nihilism of Rick and Morty, the relentless contrarianism of South Park, the…
Day: September 26, 2015
Quote of the Day
“Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, it’s got a lot of other problems too.” – Homer Simpson