“The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable little bear in the world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house. You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I’m saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being help up by a loved one.” – Kent Brockman “Maggie, I’m trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down. Moldy! Old! I’m gonna get something to eat!” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .