“I cannot believe you are here! Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson “Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath “Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady “Oops, hey, look, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .