Tag: Bart Star

“But I can’t play quarterback, I don’t even know how!” – Bart Simpson “Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.” – Homer Simpson “Since when?” – Bart Simpson “Since your mother yelled at me.” – Homer Simpson

“Well, I’m not gonna make the same mistake. From now on, I’m gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad!” – Homer Simpson

“Are you wearing my self defense whistle?” – Marge Simpson “You never use it.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Star”. Original airdate 9 November 1997.

“They’re just words, Neddy. Words can’t hurtcha.” – Ned Flanders

“I cannot believe you are here!  Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson “Sure.  There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath “Joe, honey, I fixed it.  It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady “Oops, hey, look, I gotta run.  Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath

“Yeah, well, he’s wearing that hat like an idiot.” – Homer Simpson “You know, Homer, it’s very easy to criticize.” – Marge Simpson “Fun too.” – Homer Simpson

“Ralph, you’ll be on special teams.” – Ned Flanders “I’m special.” – Ralph Wiggum

“Come on!  You can’t do one sit up?” – Rainier Wolfcastle “I loved your last McBain movie, Mr. Wolfcastle.” – Uter “Quit stalling, fatty.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

“Your cholesterol level is lethally high, but I’m more concerned about your gravy level.” – Dr. Hibbert “Now, wait a second, you doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.” – Homer Simpson “You’re a little confused.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, confused, would we?” – Homer Simpson

“Hey, tubby, want another Pop Tart, tubby?” – Lisa Simpson “I’m comfortable with who I am.” – Bart Simpson “You’re a disgrace to this family!” – Homer Simpson

“Well, I know you don’t want to disappoint Dad, but how do you feel about lying to him?” – Lisa Simpson “Good.” – Bart Simpson