“Dad, why are you singing?” – Lisa Simpson “Tell a lie! Tell a lie!” – Homer’s Brain “Because I have a small roll in a Broadway musical. It’s not much, but it’s a start.” – Homer Simpson “Bravo.” – Homer’s Brain I gave up on this episode halfway through (read more and you’ll see why). The basic idea is that Lisa wants to go to band camp, but Homer loses money in a poker game to Moe’s elderly, ex-Broadway star girlfriend. (I am not making that up.) Said ex-Broadway star comes over to the house and then takes Lisa on…
Day: November 24, 2015
Quote of the Day
“We’d be doing our part for the environment! Plus, we’d get to clean up all those cute animals!” – Lisa Simpson “Honey, we don’t need to drive four hundred miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath, or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson