♫”Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac…” – Homer Simpson “Coming out of my 8-track…” – Marge Simpson “Michael Jackson still was… READ MORE
“Oh, dear!” – Marge Simpson “No, Mom, it counts as a hit. Dad just won the game.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
“Look at those silk pillows! It’s like the set of some high class porno film.” – Marge Simpson “No, no,… READ MORE
“She doesn’t look sad. I don’t see any tears in her eyes.” – Homer Simpson “It’s not that kind of… READ MORE
“I’ll go to the first aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
“The dog has had enough excitement.” – Marge Simpson “But Marge, dogs can never have enough excitement!” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Uh, you look pretty clean. You, uh, mind if I have this dance?” – Moe “It’s all yours.” – Disgusted… READ MORE
“I have a watch with a minute hand.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, you can come. What time is it?” –… READ MORE
“Krusty, this camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel. They forced us to make wallets for export. And one… READ MORE
“Hey, that little boy is playing three games at once.” – Chess Bystander “Checkmate.” – Opponent #1 “Checkmate.” – Opponent… READ MORE
“And I’ll be able to tackle all the hard hitting children’s news the grown-up controlled media won’t touch. Plus I… READ MORE
“What can I say except thanks for the predictable champagne, pizza that’s hardly ‘numero uno’, and ice cream cake which… READ MORE
“They can’t take our house! My pot-bellied pig is in there! Oh, Mr. Porky, no!” – Homer Simpson It has… READ MORE
“Let’s just agree that the commercialization of Christmas is at best a mixed blessing.” – Lisa Simpson “Amen.” – Gary… READ MORE
“Oh, you’re gonna love it in Cuba, Marge. There’s shredded pork everywhere.” – Homer Simpson In a world where up… READ MORE
“Now, come on, you’re going to learn how to shave.” – Homer Simpson I completely didn’t realize there was a… READ MORE
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