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“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson

11 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. RaikoLives Avatar
    RaikoLives

    “Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.”
    “Ah, incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.”

  2. Bort Sampson Avatar
    Bort Sampson

    “Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.”

  3. Bart Crowe (@NoOtherBarts) Avatar

    The ending where Homer admits he is completely dependent on Marge is one of themes that ZS loves to continuously run into the ground over and over again.

    1. Gina Brevin Avatar
      Gina Brevin

      So, you’re saying that everything seasons 1-5 had has been run into the ground in later seasons, meaning that the show should have stopped after season 5.

  4. Brad M Avatar
    Brad M

    No comment on last night’s ZS episode?

    1. Bart Crowe (@NoOtherBarts) Avatar

      I am going to assume it sucked and wasn’t really worth talking about.

      1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
        Ah Hee Hee Hee

        It was… Okay. This season seems to be mostly mediocre, which is at least a step up from the last fifteen or so. Maybe in another twenty years, we’ll have a new golden age.

        1. Brad M Avatar
          Brad M

          I thought it was okay too. It felt like it was written in reaction against the unrealistic sci-fi elements that dominate the other future episodes.

        2. Gina Brevin Avatar
          Gina Brevin

          “Mostly mediocre” means that the writers have given up…or know the end is near for the show and are trying to kiss the viewers asses with somewhat watchable episodes. I say, “Don’t buy into this bullshit. Put on Netflix, Hulu, or Youtube, watch a sports game, take a walk, read a book, talk to family — do anything to avoid Zombie Simpsons.”

      2. Stanislav Avatar
        Stanislav

        I thought it was pretty good for its current era. I’d suggest you give it a chance.

        1. Bart Crowe (@NoOtherBarts) Avatar

          Good for ZS means I wasn’t embarrassed while watching it. Can’t wait to watch The Last Man on Earth I missed.

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