“Homey, how long do you plan to do this?” – Marge Simpson “I don’t know, how long do horses live?” – Homer Simpson “Thirty years.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
Month: December 2015
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“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!
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“Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location: teetering over the Carter-Dixon tunnel.” – Kent Brockman
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“Cypress Creek, a tale of one city.” – Globex Video Narrator “Let’s watch something else.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you’re trying to talk us into moving to this place.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, yeah, that’s right. Let’s watch this.” – Homer Simpson
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“I can’t get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you tried.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I’m twenty-six hours late for work! No time for Maggie.” – Homer Simpson
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“Wow, I’ll take that ring.” – Homer Simpson “Yes, sir. And how will you be paying for it?” – The Family Jewels Salesman “I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson
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“Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.” – Lisa Simpson “We’re almost finished. There’s just a little bit of green left.” – Marge Simpson
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“Huzzah for the shopkeep!” – C.M. Burns “Huzzah!” – Springfieldians “Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.” – Ned Flanders “To Ned Flanders, the richest left handed man in town.” – Homer Simpson
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“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
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“Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job?” – Barney Gumble “Sure.” – Uncle Al “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson “Barney, you’re fired.” – Uncle Al “Okay.” – Barney Gumble
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“Hocus pocus, mucus pukus, my powers of deduction tell me you’re getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.” – Bart Simpson “Mom, make him stop!” – Lisa Simpson “Bart, put down that yellow sweater.” – Marge Simpson
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“We’re screwed! Use your lightsaber!” – Mayor Quimby “What, and break it? You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these!” – Mark Hamill
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“Wow, only twenty-two seconds from muttering to door smashing.” – Jim Hope “That projects to a profit of three-hundred-seventy million dollars.” – Lindsey Naegle “I’d still sleep a little easier if I saw some trampling.” – Jim Hope
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“Wow, we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Homer’s Triple Bypass Gifs
“Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.” – Homer Simpson Happy Simpsons Day everyone! In honor of this momentous occasion, we’re having .gifs. (As before, if there’s something else from this episode you’d like to see in a repeating compressed image file, please let me know.)
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“This is great! And all I’ve done is enter my name, Thrillhouse!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy 20th Anniversary to “Marge Be Not Proud”! (I guess.) And Happy Simpsons Day!
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“I propose that I use what’s left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.” – Mayor Quimby
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“You got anybody in mind for your next crush?” – Milhouse van Houten “Well, I’m really not thinking about that now. I suppose it could be almost anybody.” – Lisa Simpson “Yes!” – Milhouse van Houten
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“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad. So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson
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“Uh, Krusty?” – Bart Simpson “Hang on, kid, I got a tack in my head.” – Krusty the Klown