“When I grow up, I want to be a lardo on workman’s comp, just like Dad.” – Bart Simpson
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” – Lardo Bart
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick” still makes me crack up every time. It’s not a particularly funny line but Bart’s voice and the applause gets me every time. Such a dumb episode but King-Sized Homer is just crammed with so many jokes that just hit the mark.
I agree on all points. By the way, in high school, I remember doing an impression of Bart saying that line to a friend of mine and she about pissed her pants from laughter.