“You invented Itchy? The Itchy & Scratchy Itchy?” – Bart Simpson “Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence. Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the ukulele. I changed all that.” – Chester J. Lampwick “Well, I’m not calling you a liar, but . . . but I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence.” – Bart Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .