“Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday’s horse race…” – Fat Tony “Aw, come on, how ’bout letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?” – Krusty the Klown “Who do you like?” – Fat Tony “The tenor!” – Krusty the Klown “Okay. But we’re only letting the bet ride because you crack us so consistently up.” – Fat Tony
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .