“Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday’s horse race…” – Fat Tony
“Aw, come on, how ’bout letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?” – Krusty the Klown
“Who do you like?” – Fat Tony
“The tenor!” – Krusty the Klown
“Okay.  But we’re only letting the bet ride because you crack us so consistently up.” – Fat Tony