“What am I supposed to do here?” – Bart Simpson “Nothing. Just sit. I’ll be back. . . . Well, it’s been two hours, how do you feel?” – Homer Simpson “I don’t know, I kinda want a cigarette.” – Bart Simpson “That’s a good start, let’s get you a pack, what’s your brand?” – Homer Simpson “Anything slim!” – Bart Simpson “Okay, that didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .