Quote of the Day

AnythingSlim

“What am I supposed to do here?” – Bart Simpson
“Nothing.  Just sit.  I’ll be back. . . . Well, it’s been two hours, how do you feel?” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know, I kinda want a cigarette.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a good start, let’s get you a pack, what’s your brand?” – Homer Simpson
“Anything slim!” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, that didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson

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