“I’ve suffered as much as anyone at the paws of this dog. But when I look into his vacant brown eyes, I just can’t bear to let him go. I’m sure Mom agrees with me.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m afraid I agree with your father.” – Marge Simpson
“You do? Ha ha ha ha!” – Homer Simpson
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Why so serious, boy?
Was I the only one who wanted to pinch Lisa’s cheeks whenever I see this episode?