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“Look at this, Marge, fifty-eight dollars and all of it profit!  I’m the smartest businessman in the world.” – Homer Simpson
“Stampy’s food bill today was three hundred dollars.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, please, don’t humiliate me in front of the money.” – Homer Simpson

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