“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson
“What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson
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This is a good example of Homer trying to be a supportive parent and non-intentionally failing so hard.