“What makes a man endanger his job and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?” – C.M. Burns “People like dogs, Mr. Burns.” – Mr. Smithers “Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” – C.M. Burns “If you did it, sir?” – Mr. Smithers “Exactly. You’d be fit to be tied.” – C.M. Burns
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .