“What makes a man endanger his job and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?” – C.M. Burns
“People like dogs, Mr. Burns.” – Mr. Smithers
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” – C.M. Burns
“If you did it, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Exactly. You’d be fit to be tied.” – C.M. Burns
one of the best-delivered lines of the series, in my opinion!
(you guys know which one i’m talking about…)