“Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.” – Principal Skinner
“Yes, Principal Skinner.” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, I’ve got to slash forty percent out of the budget. . . . Science . . . Ah, music and art.” – Principal Skinner
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Poor students. Their only lesson will be history.
“Did I ever tell you kids about the ’60s?”