Quote of the Day

SportsmanshipAward

“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship award, but now I’m just going to be sick.” – Comptroller

Enjoy the Olympics, everyone! 

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day”

  1. I like how you didn’t tag this post “Saddlesore Galactica”, as if you couldn’t bring yourself to associate this post with that piece of wretched garbage.

    (In all seriousness, I’m assuming this is just an accidental oversight, though. Oh and happy Olympics viewing to you, too!)

  2. “Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.”
    ―Bill Clinton

    “That’s a pretty lousy lesson”
    ―Marge

    “Hey, I’m a pretty lousy president.”
    ―Bill Clinton

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