“We offered you paradise. You would’ve experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love, and a thousand times greater than what you call fun. You would’ve been treated like gods, and lived forever in beauty. But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.” – Kang
“For a superior race they really rub it in.” – Marge Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
The gag with the tractor beams and Homer needing an extra one as his weight was pulling the flying saucer down is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Gotta love how he just lies back and enjoys his burger all the while.
Of course he does. You can’t let a good burger to to waste just because you’re being abducted by aliens.