Sunday Preview: A Father’s Watch

Marge turns to a series of parenting experts for advice when she becomes worried that Bart is destined for failure; Homer decides to open a trophy store; Grampa gives Bart a watch coveted by Homer. Oh joy. An episode of zombie simpsons where inter-generational issues arise. Excuse me while I get a pen so I can jot down the issues that are similar to the ones I have with my father. Oh wait, never mind, I am not watching this crap. Have a day.

Quote of the Day

“Yon meat is sweet as summer’s wafting breeze.” – Lunchlady Doris “Can I have some?” – Homer Simpson “Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.” – Lunchlady Doris “Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon that I might sup upon sucking pig this noon.” – Homer Simpson “Whatever.” – Lunchlady Doris