Behind Us Forever: A Father’s Watch

“I have a watch with a minute hand.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, you can come. What time is it?” – Mr. Smithers “12:80. No, wait. Wait. What comes after twelve?” – Bart Simpson “One.” – Mr. Smithers “No, after twelve.” – Bart Simpson First off, sorry for there not being a Behind Us Forever for “22 for 30” last week. I was traveling Monday and Tuesday and by the time Wednesday rolled around I really didn’t feel like getting back into it. For those who haven’t seen it, Zombie Simpsons replaced character exposition with voiceover narrator exposition, Bart shaved points…

Sunday Preview: A Father’s Watch

Marge turns to a series of parenting experts for advice when she becomes worried that Bart is destined for failure; Homer decides to open a trophy store; Grampa gives Bart a watch coveted by Homer. Oh joy. An episode of zombie simpsons where inter-generational issues arise. Excuse me while I get a pen so I can jot down the issues that are similar to the ones I have with my father. Oh wait, never mind, I am not watching this crap. Have a day.