“I thought I’d be jumping for joy the day Skinner left, but now all I have is this weird, hot feeling in the back of my head.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s guilt. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, I guess it is guilt.” – Bart Simpson
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I never liked Lisa being so cross with Bart in this scene. Surely she knows it was an accident and he was behaving – she should have been laughing at the irony!
Exactly. What stunt? I doubt Bart had any idea that bringing the dog to school would have ended up the way it did.