“As soon as you’re in your pressboard coffin, I’ll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.” – C.M. Burns “Over my dead body it will!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “That’s exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?” – C.M. Burns “How long was that?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .