“Now, I’d like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlit.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Tag: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”
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“Enh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some good mail will build up.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Grampa! I don’t mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, jabber-jacks! Schoolhouse don’t put out spittoons, I ain’t responsible.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“As soon as you’re in your pressboard coffin, I’ll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.” – C.M. Burns “Over my dead body it will!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “That’s exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?” – C.M. Burns “How long was that?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Let me in! Someone’s trying to kill me! Sweet, merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Who is it?” – Homer Simpson “It’s Grampa, and it sounds like he’s gotten into the horseradish again.” – Marge Simpson
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“Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler.” – Sgt. Abe Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”! Original airdate 28 April 1996.
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“And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other. Why is he always making up those crazy stories?” – Bart Simpson “Maybe it’s time we put Grampa in a home.” – Homer Simpson “You already put him in a home.” – Lisa Simpson “Maybe it’s time we put him in one where he can’t get out.” – Bart Simpson
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“Alright, seniors, we’d all love to share in your wisdom, experience, yadda yadda yadda…” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“Let’s see, mesmerists, dowsers, Luddites, alienists, Zoroastrians, alphabetizers . . . ah ha, assassins!” – C.M. Burns
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“Look, if you’re gonna stay in my room, could you at least stop making up gibberish?” – Bart Simpson “Gibberish, eh? Then what’s this?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Wrinkly gibberish?” – Bart Simpson “I got this in the Second World War II.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Reading Digest: Crack Smoking Mayor Edition
“Fernando, it’s M.B.” – C.M. Burns “Ah, Marion Barry, is it time for another shipment already?” – Fernando Vidal “This is Montgomery Burns!” – C.M. Burns “Oh, caramba.” – Fernando Vidal The weather has turned nice, people are having fun outdoors, and Zombie Simpsons won’t blight anyone’s television for months; it must be Memorial Day weekend, the semi-official start of summer time. To celebrate, albeit a bit early, Toronto’s mayor smoked rock and got filmed doing it. But, oh, Canada, we were ahead of you on that, and The Simpsons made fun of it to boot. In addition, we’ve got…
Compare & Contrast: Bart and Grampa Team Up (Plus Shameless Self Promotion)
“Hey, Grampa, do you think I could’ve been a Flying Hellfish?” – Bart Simpson “You’re a gutsy daredevil with a give ’em hell attitude and a fourth grade education, you coulda made sergeant.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Since Zombie Simpsons has no choice but to copy the format and characters of The Simpsons, it’s basically inevitable that they have to repeat the same ideas and even story structures. Sometimes they’re at least a little clever about it, other times, as in “Gorgeous Grampa”, they basically just put an old episode on the copy machine and hope that the inevitable degradation…
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “Asa Phelps spent his entire life in Springfield, except for four years service in World War II and one high school day trip. He worked at the United Strut and Bracing Works as a molder’s boy, until he was replaced by a molder-matic and died.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“Nurse, someone’s trying to kill me!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Okay, we’ll do something about that right away. Let’s start by doubling your medication.” – Springfield Retirement Castle Nurse
The End of Zombie Simpsons: The Reset Button Has Been Pushed
“Hey, listen! Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ ’cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson After all of this week’s twisting and ill sourced hoopla, the end came during the media dead time of Friday evening. Zombie Simpsons may only occasionally be capable of a decent joke, but there is an undeniable humor to that. As for the deal itself, the true numbers haven’t been released, and in all likelihood they never will be. The last…
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“Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for…” – US State Department Agent “Ja ja ja, macht schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancezentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk. Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD changer in my trunk, eh? Idiot.” – Baron von Wortzenberger
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“Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson
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“There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.” – Fernando Vidal
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“Hey, Mister Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure? I won’t eat much and I don’t know the difference between right and wrong.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, you’re a good boy, but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk.” – C.M. Burns