“Uh, Mr. Smithers, I don’t understand 2700 of my new duties.” – Homer Simpson “Well, the van’s leaving. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble?” – Mr. Smithers “Um, what do I do in case of fire?” – Homer Simpson “Sorry. Can’t hear you. Bye!” – Mr. Smithers “Aww, just my luck.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .