“Uh, Mr. Smithers, I don’t understand 2700 of my new duties.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, the van’s leaving. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble?” – Mr. Smithers
“Um, what do I do in case of fire?” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry. Can’t hear you. Bye!” – Mr. Smithers
“Aww, just my luck.” – Homer Simpson
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