“Marge, this is Andre.” – Patty Bouvier “Hello.” – Andre “I think you two would make a lovely couple.” – Patty Bouvier “My husband is still alive!” – Marge Simpson “Oh. Thank God. I hope he pulls through.” – Patty Bouvier “Not me.” – Andre I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room right now while my Dad has (long overdue) hip replacement surgery. It’s about as low risk as getting cut open and having the top of your femur cut off comes, so I’m not really worried, but I can’t get the above quote out of my head. Like so…
Day: July 18, 2017
Quote of the Day
“Now, to show my gratitude, I want you to help yourself to an item of your choice.” – Principal Skinner “Alright!” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, now, you be careful with that crossbow.” – Principal Skinner “I will.” – Bart Simpson