“Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It’s almost as if you’re wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down. . . . But I have other appointments.” – Dr. Hibbert
Can you do a memorial post for Jerry Lewis, since he was the inspiration for Prof. Frink?
With a bonus QOTD for that solar eclipse quote in Marge vs. the Monorail.