“Herb, this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe we blew two thousand bucks on it when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?” – Herb Powell
“I’ll try, but I can’t.” – Homer Simpson

7 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    DeVito had some golden lines and he’s a wonderful VA. The two episodes with him are top notch, and it’s nice how they linked the stories and even had a nice happy ending for Herb.
    I just hope they don’t bring him back for some lame reason in future episodes.

    1.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      They did and said he was broke. DeVito voiced him again, but it was like one line

      1. Victor D Avatar
        Victor D

        Well on the bright side at least they didn’t try to off him and dedicate an entire episode to that. Hearts go out to Marge Flanders, Mona Simpson, and Rabbi Krustofsky of course.

        1. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
          Bleeding Gums Murphy

          Marge Flanders? What’s this, a future episode?

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Kneading “by”?

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar
      Steamed Hams

      Boy I sure hope Charlie gets fired for that blunder! jk lol

    2. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      Fixed, thanks