“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders “Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy “I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders “I see.” – 70s Lovejoy
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .