“Alright you balls of pan drippings, I want to see Crisco coming out of those pores! We’re not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up!” – Imagine Enhancement Camp Counselor

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    “Imagine” Enhancement Camp?

    And spare me your euphemisms! It’s Fat Camp for daddy’s chubby little secret.

    1. Dave Avatar
      Dave

      You promised you wouldn’t make a scene.