“Ah, they’re not so tough.” – Chief Wiggum
“Uh, Chief, that wasn’t a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team.” – Lou
“Yeah, well, uh, he was turning into a monster, though.” – Chief Wiggum

3 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN Avatar
    The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN

    Probably the truest actual horror moment in any Treehouse of Horror episode, an innocent teenager being murdered point blank by a policeman.

    1. Lucille Bryant Avatar
      Lucille Bryant

      By today’s standards, that’d be scary. Back then, it was good, old-fashioned dark humor (along with the Lard Lad kicking a dog, Otto thinking the Real Estate Devil attacking the bus is an acid flashback, Bart being the Real Estate Devil’s conscience in destroying the school, Kent Brockman’s death on the air being blocked off by a “Please Stand By” card featuring a puppy that looks like Santa’s Little Helper [doesn’t the show know how to draw dogs of different breeds?], and Homer sending the Lard Lad to beat up Flanders).

      1. Anonymous Avatar
        Anonymous

        doesn’t the show know how to draw dogs of different breeds?