“How’s Dad today?” – Lisa Simpson “Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he’s underneath the table.” – Marge Simpson “Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn’t deserve it.” – Homer Simpson “But I like to make you breakfast!” – Marge Simpson “In that case, I’ll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don’t deserve it. . . . Maybe a little powdered sugar.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .