“I’ve learned that I have a gift to share with the world. From now on, there’ll be a new Barnard Gumble! I’m working clean and sober!” – Barney Gumble
“Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize, a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.” – Mayor Quimby
“Just hook it to my veins!” – Barney Gumble
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Pretty sure he said “hard working”.
Basically “Days of Wine and D’oh-ses”, if it were done in ten seconds and much funnier.
Charlie has said in the past a lof of ZS plots were made by The Simpsons in less than a minute. The killer robots from “Last Exit to Springfield”, for example.
Even “The Sweetest Apu” did a better Sober Barnie than “D’oh-ses” (it still sucked). I disagree with Dana Gould here: Sober Barnie can be funny.