“Jack, I think the baby might be yours.” – Soap Actress “Oh, I’m sure it is, dollface. But I’d like to see you prove it.” – Jack “You treat me like garbage.” – Soap Actress “That’s because that’s the way you love it, baby!” – Jack “Gee, is it always this good?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, I don’t know. I just dip in and out. I’m only watching today because Brandy is coming out of her coma and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boathouse.” – Marge Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .