“Jack, I think the baby might be yours.” – Soap Actress
“Oh, I’m sure it is, dollface. But I’d like to see you prove it.” – Jack
“You treat me like garbage.” – Soap Actress
“That’s because that’s the way you love it, baby!” – Jack
“Gee, is it always this good?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know. I just dip in and out. I’m only watching today because Brandy is coming out of her coma and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boathouse.” – Marge Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Father McGrath! I thought you were dead!
I was!
Just noticed that “Jack” kinda looks like James Woods (but younger-looking than his appearance in “Homer and Apu”). Does he sound like him too?
Lol my dad still tapes & watches DooL eps
That thing is still on? Or did they remake it?
Yeah but since streaming may soon render such genres as the daytime soap/drama obsolete, it makes me wonder if it’ll even get the chance to go the way of gunsmoke or the Simpsons/ZS.