“Let’s see, I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop, too fatty. The Jackie Mason, I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this: Krusty the Klown?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky “That’s ham, sausage, and bacon with a smidge of mayo.” – Waitress “What?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky “On white bread.” – Waitress
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .