“Let’s see, I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop, too fatty. The Jackie Mason, I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this: Krusty the Klown?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“That’s ham, sausage, and bacon with a smidge of mayo.” – Waitress
“What?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“On white bread.” – Waitress
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Do you plan to do anymore “behind us forever” articles? I love them for how eloquently you sum up my feelings when I all i can do is shake my fist harder…
I feel like this past Sunday’s episode could really use one. Just reading about it over at Mike’s blog made me cringe.
A Jew joke.
I get it.