“Otto, why don’t you get some more gas. Here’s the ‘credit card’.” – Principal Skinner
“Ugh.” – Otto
“And a mint for afterwards!” – Principal Skinner
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Watched this one a few days ago, largely thanks to reading old QotD posts. Saturday it was “Homie the Clown”.
Never eat the mint first.
Fuck that’s funny. If the school is too poor to afford gas they should just cancel the fieldtrips.
I’ll never forget the classic slogan “There’s profit to be had.” either.
Maybe the field trips are a way of giving the teachers a break, after they’ve run out of filmstrips to show.
Heh.
But the children need to know about the wonders of Sand and Zinc. They’re almost as important as roman numerals.
How will the children learn about you-know-what without Fuzzy Bunny?
Come back, zinc!