Quote of the Day

“Then the calls began.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“I think I may be coveting my own wife. . . . I’m meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker. . . . I think I swallowed a toothpick!” – Ned Flanders

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Perfect explanation for why Lovejoy stopped caring. Seems Flanders usually called around dinner time too.

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