“I’m looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.” – Homer Simpson “Work, huh? Lemme guess: computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? Something with computers?” – Vast Waistband Salesman “Well, I use a computer!” – Homer Simpson “What’s the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking…” – Vast Waistband Salesman
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .