“I’m looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.” – Homer Simpson
“Work, huh? Lemme guess: computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? Something with computers?” – Vast Waistband Salesman
“Well, I use a computer!” – Homer Simpson
“What’s the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking…” – Vast Waistband Salesman
Remember: If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!