“It’s a tool that every home handyman needs! It’s a jigsaw! It’s a power drill! It’s a wood turning lathe! It’s an asphalt spreader! It’s sixty-seven tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this!” – TV Announcer “One thousand dollars!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, don’t answer yet!” – TV Announcer “Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .